isa. 28. queer sapphic. she/her. denmark. my favourite hobby is to be a fake geek girl. i wish i knew what i was doing, but i don't. all i know is that i tag my shit (if you need me to tag something specific just tell me and i will try to remember).
I have no idea who said this or when, but I remember someone in the last like year or so asking when the first time jon used his compulsion powers was, and I am now 100% convinced it was in mag 61 with daisy:
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she was clearly averse to talking any more, but once he started asking direct questions she gave long, complete answers. there was no static with it, but I think I might put that down to not being very far along in the archivist becoming process, you need to have read statements for x number of hours before you’re inhuman enough that technology reacts weirdly to you.
Sometimes I look at my mutual’s hyperfixations that I don’t share and go “yeah, if I wasn’t so lazy I would mute this tag” but let me tell you, I could NEVER do that with supernatural. I can’t risk not being there when Misha Collins accidentally comes out as bisexual for a third time.
if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice
and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut
every day I get on here and see some post going “do not make an account on ZYLPPHONE, the hot new social media! it turns out making an account gives the creators (who are nazis) instant access to your bank account and also causes your pets to explode!” and this is all very baffling to me because I cannot believe anyone is actually fucking around with new social media platforms that shit sounds exhausting. if tumblr ever gives up and goes all the way under I will simply turn into a crab and go back to the sea you will not be finding my on zylophone
Also, if you’ve taken more than a high school economics course taught by someone who has never stepped foot in a college economics class,
Giving $500 to poor people multiplies it REALLY FAST. That $500 immediately goes into the economy and ripples more purchases until it hits a rich pocket.
Giving $500 to a billionaire takes $500 out of the economy permenantly. You could have set it on fire and made no difference.
That is such an important part of the conversation that rich people seem to purposefully misunderstand whenever it’s brought up
Money exists to be spent, not hoarded. Yes, people should have saving, but no one should be sitting on a pile of money too big to spend in a single lifetime. “The economy” as a concept only works if people are spending money, and the people hoarding the money are so quick to blame the people who barely have any when the economy starts to fail
Having a big string of numbers in an offshore account doesnt make you an economic genius, it makes you a parasite that is ruining the economy for everyone else
A screenshot of a tweet from a user with the display name “b*iley” and the handle evildotgov. The text reads “when he holds ur thigh while driving >>>”. The photo included shows a car interior where both the driver’s hands are on the steering wheel, while a sticky hand toy is anchored to the driver’s right hand with the hand portion on the passenger’s thigh.
okay okay so like i don’t wanna kill the party but i just saw an instagram shop selling a shirt that says now i am become death the destroyer of worlds in barbie font and i just sigh i just like i get the novelty of barbie and oppenheimer weekend but i have got to stress the bomb changed the entire world forever and wiped out over a quarter of a million people i think maybe we gotta kinda take a step back here when we start selling it as if it’s fun hot girl summer fodder
before you start babygirling oppenheimer just know that from what i’ve heard the film does not address downwinders, does not have a singular japanese person in it, and exploited our museums by claiming photos on loan for personal use (meaning they did not have to pay a penny to use them in the film despite being a multi-million dollar production).
I’m going to say it, even though it probably has been said. The bomb was tested in New Mexico. Nary a New Mexican has been consulted or the years long environmental consequences that weren’t that much lesser than Japan acknowledged, and people that suffered from the deathly rippling of the bombings are still alive.
Also one more disability vs. art post - I get the…distinct impression that a lot of people do not know how much nerve entrapment such as carpal tunnel syndrome can fuck you up.
Sure, every artist knows what carpal tunnel syndrome IS, of course, and all these lovely infographics about exercises to help prevent it or slow its progression pop up on my dash from time to time and it’s great to see, but…the way people talk about it aside from that often makes it sound like it begins and ends at, oh, your hand will get tingly and your wrist will get sore and it’ll suck :((((
And that is absolutely not the case.
Carpal tunnel syndrome can cause SEVERE pain that lasts long after you stop doing the activity that caused it, permanent nerve damage, and even partial to total paralysis of some parts of the hand. Cubital tunnel syndrome, caused by a similar nerve entrapment in the elbow, can cause the same thing but even further up, potentially leading to total paralysis of the entire hand. Severe cases often require surgery - and orthopedic surgery has a high rate of complications that cause new or worsened chronic pain.
Oh, and if you have EDS or another hypermobility spectrum disorder? You’re more likely to get it, AND have it be more severe than our less bendy counterparts, AND some of the exercises recommended for most people to prevent, slow, or relieve it may only make it worse because they’re conceived with a normal range of motion in mind.
So what is the point of me saying this?
1: If you work intensely with your hands, PROTECT YOUR WRISTS AND EVEN YOUR ELBOWS, THE CONSEQUENCES ARE WORSE THAN YOU PROBABLY THINK
2: Believe people when they say carpal tunnel syndrome prevents them from doing things. Yes, it CAN be that bad.
Transcript (thank you to @witchstone for sending me the missed and/or unknown words/places)
Hello! I’m back to show you how to make one fashion blunder after another starting with these pyjama pants. Which are so big each can be used as a sleeping bag. And then, from the children’s department, I got this tiny little vest. Please have a look at my pecs, I went to the gym today. Look how tight that one is.
Okay, too tight around my big pecs. I then went and got this vest that came from Dolly magazine 1970’s Christmas Edition. Fix my hair, clap clap for that.
Nope, I’m not going out in pyjamas anymore. I decided I would just put on these plain ordinary jeans. Doodgewone jeans for any occasion and just have a look at that. That’s not too bad. And then bring out the slippers, because I’m still quite keen on the nightwear thing.
And then check if I can dance, yes I can as long as I don’t move my feet. And back to 1970s where I got this jacket from the old man down the road. He said I could use it, but I said no not today, I don’t wanna wear it out too soon. Found a little bag from the girl down the road again and now look at me!
I look like the gay plumber from Pofadder.
[Video description: A tiktok by eiitanbroude, captioned, “my mum does my voice over lol.” A fairly skinny man, shirtless with black pants on, is reflected in a floor-length mirror. He holds up a large pair of shiny, pale pink pants and puts them on. They’re pretty oversized, the bottoms pooling at his feel and seeming to barely stay on his hips. He then holds up and puts on a white undershirt, which is a bit too small. He feels his pecs and then takes the undershirt off, replacing it with a cream sweater vest.
He runs his hands through his hair, claps them together twice thoughtfully, and then takes off pink pants and replaces them with a pair of jeans. He holds up a pair of slipper-like shoes and slides them on, then does a little standing-in-place dance.
he then puts on a dark brown jacket (that looks like it has some lighter splotches on it, as if tie-dyed), smiles at the mirror, and takes it back off. he holds up a small, teal bag with a long strap and puts it on cross body. he poses for a moment and then turns and walks away. /end ID]
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:
If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow
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